I've been telling my friends, family, rivals, acquaintances, classmates, and coworkers that I would start dabbling in blogging "eventually." Well, eventually turned out to be approximately 02:37 CDT on September 19th of 2012 A.D.
I was having one of times where my brain refused to shut up and let me doze off (possibly a delayed reaction to the coffee I had 9 hours earlier?), and as a result I kept my fiancée up entirely too late rambling about chronophysical conceptualizations of eternity, non-linear visualizations of time, Batman, Sir Paul McCartney, the Foo Fighters, weddings and TVTropes. In the midst of this whirlwind trip through the mind of John Batnand, something preposterous whispered "Start a blog...", and here I am!
About that title, yes, I am a fan of the Foo Fighters. I was listening to "For All The Cows" when I realized that cows would possibly stand around listening and idly chew their cud or something while I embark on ramblings that have no coherent flow of thought for normal people, but make perfect sense to me. As Einstein was once misquoted, "Genius is in making similar the dissimilar." (I'm no genius, by the way; I'm just precocious and prone to jumping around logically within my own little mental world.)
One final note: I doubt that anyone outside of my aforementioned friends, family, rivals, acquaintances, classmates, and coworkers will actually read any of these posts, and I have stronger doubts that I'll actually regularly write here. But hey, it's the thought that counts, right? Roads are paved with good intentions, right? If you, dear reader, happen to stumble across this blog without actually knowing me in person, I sincerely hope that you find some modicum of amusement to justify the time spent here.
Good morning to you all,
John N. Batnand
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